When my father was visiting he discovered a grill in a pile of trash in my backyard. Except for the fact that the grill was poorly assembled, and therefore wobbles, it works great. After being cleaned with a grill brush and a roaring fire it was ready for its BBQ debut.

One of the best parts of working in a restaurant is that almost everyone working there loves food. We talk about food constantly and share it occasionally. Because we spend all of our time in the kitchen serving the people, throwing parties is natural. My manager, Nicole, is a young and talented culinary school grad and my favorite cooking partner. With similar tastes, style, and speed, cooking with her is like dancing. Kylie, a co-worker and friend, is also becoming a sommelier and is my favorite drinking buddy. Possessing an impressive tolerance for tequila, Kylie could probably drink me under the table. Her bubbly personality, approachability, and sensitive palate will make her a fine sommelier. This is my dream team.

Attending the BBQ were more work-friends and fellow service professionals from the market across the street from our cafe. It was great fun.

Honey Chipotle Whiskey BBQ Sauce

2 cups ketchup

1/2 cup honey

few shots whiskey

four chipotle peppers in adobo, diced

1 tbs adobo sauce

1 garlic clove

1/2 red onion

few tbs white vinegar

chili powder

canola oil

salt & pepper

Preparation: saute onion and garlic with oil in a medium-sized pot and cook until tender. Add chipotles and adobo. Add everything else and cook over medium-low heat for about 2o minutes. You just want all the flavors to come together and for it to be a thick and sticky consistency. Puree with blender, food processor, or immersion blender. If you don’t have a way to blend the sauce then I guess you could use onion and garlic powder.

Coconut Milk Ice Cream

1 cup coconut milk

1 cup cream

1 cup milk

1/4 cup sugar

pinch salt

1 tsp vanilla extract

6 egg yolks

Preparation: heat the milk, cream, coconut milk, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Remove from heat and add sugar. Whisk egg yolks. Slowly add the heated milk mixture to the egg yolks, beating constantly. Put mixture back into the pot over medium-low heat and add sugar. Cook until it coats the back of a spoon. Add extract. Chill in ice bath and run it through the magical ice cream machine.

Note: this is not a sweet ice cream so feel free to increase the sugar.

Grilled Pineapple

pineapple, cut into chunks

brown sugar

Preparation: coat pineapple in brown sugar. Skewer and grill. Serve with ice cream.

Kylie was instrumental in preparing the fire.

My beautiful sous chef of the evening, Nicole.

Formal buffet table and bar.

New and exciting product- solo cups that you can scratch your name onto!


Comfort Food

Homemade mac and cheese is the ultimate comfort food. I use Mark Bittman’s recipe except for one key alteration: twice as much cheese. For this recpe I used manchego, parmesan, and roasted red peppers. You can use any other cooked vegetable and/or cheese that melts well.

I have also been loving cabbage and apples. It’s cheap and healthy. Cabbage does really well with some acidity and sweetness; you could also use pears or a drop of jam.



3 cups manchego, shredded

1 cup parmesan, shredded

2 cups 2% milk

Lb pasta

3 tbspn butter

3 tbspn flour

2 red peppers, roasted

salt & pepper

bay leaves

Preparation: to roast red peppers brush with oil and cook in 400 degree oven until outsides have blistered. Let cool and peel skin. Cut them into small pieces and set aside. Scald milk with bay leaves and let rest. Cook pasta (al dente), drain, rinse in cold water. Make a roux by heating butter over medium low heat until foamy and then adding flour. Whisk constantly until the roux is brown (this takes a few minutes). Slowly add milk to roux, whisking all the while. Once all the milk is incorporated mix in the cheese, peppers, salt & pepper. Pour into buttered baking dish and top with breadcrumbs. Bake at 400 for 15-20 minutes. You can make this dish ahead of time and leave it in the fridge.

Tip:  I use one pot by pouring the scalded milk back into my pyrex measuring cup and then make roux. I hate doing dishes.


Cabbage with apples:

1 head cabbage

3 apples

fennel seeds

olive oil

garlic, smashed

salt & pepper

Preparation: slice apples and cabbage to a similar size. In a pan heat olive oil over medium high heat. Saute the garlic. Add apples, fennel seeds (crushed between your finger tips), salt & pepper. Then add cabbage. Cover the pan if you’re in a hurry. Cook until tender.


Something Like Gumbo

In my fridge I had some shrimp, trout, a couple of pork cutlets, and leftover rice. All signs pointed to gumbo. My mom’s friend, Jen, is from Louisiana and makes fantastic chicken gumbo. Mine does not hold a candle to hers. My friend, Kylie, learned to make proper gumbo at a cooking class in New Orleans. I did not call either of these ladies for advice and instead winged it.

I made fish stock from the trout bones and head, shrimp peels, bay leaves, a dried sweet pepper, a garlic clove, salt and pepper. For stock: cover whatever is in the pot with water, add spices, bring to a boil, reduce on medium heat, scoop off foam, and strain.

My proteins (leftover from a pan-fried meal the night before) were dredged in flour. This plus the okra’s natural stickiness served as thickener.

Inauthentic but tasty. Wash it down with an equally full and spicy red or an Abita.


pork, cut into cubes

shrimp, cut into pieces

trout, cut into pieces

fish stock

cooked rice



chili powder


salt & pepper

Preparation: In a large pot heat butter on medium-high heat. Add onions and saute. Then brown the pork. Add okra and cook until tender and sticky. Cover with stock. Add fish towards the end (it cooks quickly). Serve over rice or add it to the pot. Spice as you go. Serve with favorite hot sauce (mine is chipotle Tabasco).

Ho ho ho

Christmas is the king of holidays. Indulgence is celebrated with no concern for price or calories. Grocery shopping is a grand outing that requires supreme organization; lists are divided by protein, produce, dry goods, and dairy and a team of shoppers is assembled. Seafood is ordered in advance at the local fish market and a brave trip is made the day of Christmas Eve to Arthur Avenue in the Bronx.

All of this planning and groundwork is done knowing that the reward is the best meal of the year. But, if we didn’t enjoy the work (fighting Italians in the Bronx for prosciutto bread and cleaning clove after clove of garlic) then we wouldn’t bother. Last year my family opted to take a break from the big Christmas production and ordered Chinese food. We didn’t just miss the traditional feast but everything leading up to it, especially the time spent together in the kitchen. For all these reasons I am happy that we have reinstated the Christmas feast.

Happy Holidays,

The Feast Beast

Last Christmas morning Breetel and I served up the Pioneer Woman’s cinnamon buns and they were so good we had to do it again. I made the dough the night before and left it in the fridge overnight. This year we added my mom’s spiced pecans to half the batch; we just rolled the nuts in with the butter, sugar, and cinnamon. Maple extract is the best smell in the world.

On all holiday mornings it is essential to have cocktails with breakfast. We had Cava with pomegranate blueberry juice.

My father taught us how to make Rabbit Agro Dolce, a sweet and sour rabbit stew. Dad bought whole rabbits and I had the opportunity to practice butchering. The dish is prepared like most stews: meat is browned in a frying pan, the pan is deglazed with red wine, and everything goes into a pot of mirepoix with liquid and spices. The addition of brown sugar and red wine vinegar give this stew its unique flavor.

We couldn’t get a picture of the dish before plates were licked clean.

Braciole is beef sliced thin and stuffed with mortadella, Italian parsley, and pecorino. It’s browned on the stove and then finished in the oven with a tomato sauce. I don’t know if it’s traditional to throw potatoes in the pan but we did.

Arancini are rice balls that are stuffed, breaded and fried. It is necessary to chill risotto before hand. To form the arancini spread the rice flat onto your open palm, put the filling in the center, and close the rice around it creating a ball. For our filling we used pork, peas, and cheese. The balls are then coated in flour, egg, and breadcrumbs before deep-frying. Served plain or with tomato sauce they make a tasty snack.

The winning dish was Bacon-Wrapped Scallops with Eel Sauce. So easy and so fucking delicious. Wrap scallops in bacon and skewer them then cook in a very hot oven (about 500 degrees) until the bacon is crispy. Finish with eel sauce. Our sushi chef friend, Ben, gave us the eel sauce. If you don’t know Ben look for it in a store or ask your favorite sushi restaurant if you can buy some. I don’t know what eel sauce is but i love it.

Here are some other highlights…

Grandma’s antipasto buffet is a Christmas Eve tradition.

This is what elves eat.

Insalatta di Pesce Stocco made by Dad.

Clams also made by Dad.

Breetel and I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Ovenless Series, Finale

Rachael and I watched Mississippi Massala and ate Indian food. I did not have the energy or spices to make real Indian food so I improvised. The curry was not as hot as young Denzel Washington.

Vegetable curry:



few tbsp curry powder

2 potatoes, diced

cup chickpeas

2 cups frozen chopped spinach, thawed

cup plain yogurt

cup crushed tomatoes


Preparation: heat butter in pot. Add chiles and cook until fragrant. Add potatoes and some curry powder and cook several minutes. Add chickpeas, spinach, and remaining curry powder and cook another few minutes. Then add tomatoes and yogurt and cook on medium-low heat until the potatoes are soft.


(adapted from Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything Vegetarian)

1 1/2 cups white flour

1/2 tsp salt

2 tbsp butter or neutral oil (I used vegetable)

Preparation: combine flour and salt in a bowl. Add water and mix with hands (or machine) until sticky. Allow the dough to rest 20 minutes at room temperature. Break dough into 4-6 pieces. Roll each piece into a circle and brush with oil. Then “roll up like a cigar, then into a coil not unlike a cinnamon bun.” I was totally confused when I read this so I hope my pictures make it more clear. Put a griddle over medium heat. Then press each piece of dough flat and roll out into a circle. Place in griddle and cook each side for a few minutes, brushing with oil. I found that after the first batch the griddle was oily enough and stopped brushing the bread. Cover bread loosely with foil or towel and serve immediately.

Also, my landlord got us a new oven. It’s a Christmas miracle.

The Ovenless Series, Part III

Rice pudding is a flexible dish. There are several ways to play with flavor. You can use a different kind of rice but will need to adjust the cooking time. Try substituting half of the dairy with another liquid; coconut milk is my favorite but eggnog sounds festive. I suppose you could make this vegan by using soy or rice milk but personally I can’t stand either. Any kind of sweetener will do: maple syrup, honey, molasses, agave, whatever.

Brown rice pudding is good for dessert, better for breakfast.


Toasted Coconut Brown Rice Pudding:

(Inspired by Eggnog Brown Rice Pudding)

2 cups water

1 cup brown rice

pinch salt

4 cups 2% milk

1 cup toasted coconut

1 vanilla bean, split and scraped

1/4  cup sugar

Preparation: In a pot bring water, rice and pinch of salt to a boil. Stir and reduce to a simmer. Cook thirty to forty minutes until water is absorbed. While the rice is cooking toast the coconut in a dry pan on medium high heat. Stir frequently while the color turns and remove from heat when golden. Add milk, vanilla, coconut and sugar. Cook over medium low heat for about thirty minutes, stirring occasionally. Serve warm or chilled. Garnish with dust of cinnamon or dark chocolate shavings.


The Ovenless Series, Part II

French toast, like scrambled eggs and pancakes, always disappoints me at diners. It never seems to be made properly which is a shame because it’s so easy.

All kinds of bread make great french toast: baguettes, whole wheat, challah, panettone, etc. Then you need an egg and some milk, cream, or buttermilk. Then flavorings: oils, extracts, and spices. Then sauce. This is the best part. Real maple syrup is expensive but it’s the best. For a less expensive and fancy alternative combine a cup of fruit, a couple of tablespoons sugar, splash of water, a pad of butter, and reduce. The lazy way is heat a little maple syrup and fruit.

Orange Spice French Toast:


splash milk

spices (cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves)

drop orange oil

bread (I used sourdough)


syrup (I used blueberry maple)

Preparation: In a bowl whisk egg, milk, and spices. Add bread to bowl and let it soak, turning as needed. Put pan on medium heat and add butter. Add bread to pan and switch sides when dark brown. It should be crispy on the outside and just cooked through- don’t let it dry out.